Homer: “Ooh, the gun club’s gonna be here any minute! [the doorbell rings] Oh! [gasps] They’re here. They’re here!”

Homer: “Ooh, the gun club’s gonna be here any minute! [the doorbell rings] Oh! [gasps] They’re here. They’re here!”

Homer: “I’d like to buy your deadliest gun, please.”Gun Shop Owner: “Aisle six, next to the sympathy cards.”

Homer: “I’d like to buy your deadliest gun, please.”
Gun Shop Owner: “Aisle six, next to the sympathy cards.”

Homer: “Well that settles it! For all those reasons and more, let us choose an electrifying career in … line?”Burns [whispering nervously]: “Nuclear power!”Homer [imitating Mr. Burns]: “Nuclear power!”Burns [rushing onto set, throwing script onto the floor]: “Oh, you dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of…”

Homer: “Well that settles it! For all those reasons and more, let us choose an electrifying career in … line?”
Burns [whispering nervously]: “Nuclear power!”
Homer [imitating Mr. Burns]: “Nuclear power!”
Burns [rushing onto set, throwing script onto the floor]: “Oh, you dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of…”

Jasper: “Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling.  Looking out the window…that’s a paddling.  Staring at my sandals…that’s a paddling.  Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling.”

Jasper: “Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling.  Looking out the window…that’s a paddling.  Staring at my sandals…that’s a paddling.  Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling.”



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