The funniest Simpsons pictures

Homer: “My hammock. Do you understand? Mine! Don’t look that way!”

(via gosimpsonic)

Homer: “Stupid TV. [Hits it] Be more funny!”

Burns: “You call this a supercomputer?”

Bart: “What did you get that for?”
Homer: “For knocking Mr. Burns out of a 3rd story window.”
Bart: “Makes sense to me.”
Lisa: “Did he die?”
Homer: “What am I, a doctor?”

Homer: “Uuh, a penny! This is my lucky day… yep, my lucky day.”

Grandpa: “Hey everybody, I’m gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!”
Family: “Here we go again!”

Gun Shop Owner: “And this is for shooting down police helicopters.”
Homer: “Oh, I don’t need anything like that… yet.”

Marge: “There they are! Let me down here!”
Ranger: “Sorry, there’s no way off till we get to the top. And even then.. it’s sort of tricky.”
Marge: “Alright, kids, we’ll meet you at the top! Just be careful!”
Ranger: “Uhh, actually, I’m a little more concerned about ourselves. Do you know how to weld?”

Homer: “This must be what it’s like to be in space.”
Marge: “You’ve been to space!”
Homer: “And yet I’ve never been to me!”

Selma: “Help us, Homer!”
Patty: “Yeah, help us, you fat yutz!”
[Patty and Selma melt by the sun]

Homer: “Oh, my couch! The seats! The dream is over.”

Marge: “For once we’re going to celebrate Christmas as a family!”
Grandpa: “Hello? Anybody home?”

(via rdz86)

Grandpa: “You’ll face that bear like a man, or I’ll never speak to you again!”
Homer: “But how do I find out, what you had for lunch in 1928?”
Grandpa: “I have a website…”
Grandpa [computer voice]: “Welcome to my website, why don’t you visit more often?” 

Sprawl Mart Boss: “If you don’t, we’ll ship you right to Mexico.”
Homer: “But I’m a US-citizen!”
Sprawl Mart Boss: “How sure of that are you?”
Holds an ID card claiming Homer is Mexican
Homer: “Dios mio!”