Bart: “Umm… a little help, here?”

Bart: “Umm… a little help, here?”

Apu: “A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle.  A twizzler is not a sprinkle.  A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir.  Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not in here.”

Apu: “A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle.  A twizzler is not a sprinkle.  A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir.  Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not in here.”

Homer: “Now you’re gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the damage you did.  It’s called ‘responsibility.’”

Homer: “Now you’re gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the damage you did.  It’s called ‘responsibility.’”

Lisa: “Bart rented a car with a phony driver’s license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they’re out of money and they can’t get home and Bart’s working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!”Homer: “Yes, that’s a real pickle.  Could you excuse me for a moment?”

Lisa: “Bart rented a car with a phony driver’s license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they’re out of money and they can’t get home and Bart’s working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!”
Homer: “Yes, that’s a real pickle.  Could you excuse me for a moment?”

Homer: “All right, his story checks out.  Marge, would you love me more if I were President?  ’Cause I’ll do it if it’ll make you happy.”Marge: “Homey, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I’m happy.”Homer: “Well, you can always depend on that.”

Homer: “All right, his story checks out.  Marge, would you love me more if I were President?  ’Cause I’ll do it if it’ll make you happy.”
Marge: “Homey, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I’m happy.”
Homer: “Well, you can always depend on that.”

Otto: “Whoa. I can’t believe I got booted off the team for Mr. Businessman. Pfft! I bet I’ll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma.”

Otto: “Whoa. I can’t believe I got booted off the team for Mr. Businessman. Pfft! I bet I’ll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma.”



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